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For 25 years, there’s regularly been a house in Uncle John’s rest room Reader for these instances in lifestyles you need you may take back--“oops” moments, embarrassing injuries, impressive disasters. simply because we by no means get bored of studying approximately unlucky injuries (as lengthy as they’re taking place to somebody else), here's a entire publication of “the better of the worst,” the troubling and humorous tales of items acquired extraordinarily awry.

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- The little math mistakes that took down a spaceship.
- a lovely stimulant that resulted in a man’s a number of amputations.
- The flesh presser who misplaced via one vote . . . simply because he was once out campaigning and forgot to vote.
- The couple that gained hundreds of thousands within the lottery . . . and misplaced the ticket.

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At the time of the collapse, sections of the roof were overloaded by 852 percent. Amazingly, no one was hurt. Rebuilding the coliseum—it reopened two years later and is now the XL Center—cost $75 million, not counting the millions lost by nearby businesses who relied on revenue from basketball and hockey fans. S. Air Force base in Guam. They noticed odd readings coming from three sensors that relay information to the flight computer. Unfortunately, this particular crew hadn’t heard about an “unofficial fix” for the problem: sending a blast of hot air through the system to evaporate any moisture on the sensors.

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Lines was having trouble paying its debts. Especially worrisome was the $93 million it owed to Prudential Insurance. S. Lines’ fleet of cargo ships, which included some of the largest ships on earth. S. Lines went bankrupt that anyone noticed a problem with the paperwork. The loan should have been $92,885,000, but someone had written it as only $92,885. S. Lines after selling off five of the cargo ships. • In 2010 JP Morgan Chase offered currency trader Kai Herbert a job in South Africa. 4 million rand (about $320,000) per year, but things got even better for Herbert when someone flubbed his contract and wrote his salary as 24 million rand.

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