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By Tim Bete

By no means sooner than has elevating a pirate been really easy! in case you re like most fogeys, you lengthy to elevate your kids as pirates, yet simply don t understand how. In advisor to Pirate Parenting, Cap n Billy The Butcher MacDougall presents every thing you want to understand to show your little powder monkeys into satisfied, fit buccaneers. In consultant to Pirate Parenting you ll research: Ten merits of elevating a pirate At what age your baby will be capable of eliminate a bottlecap by means of taking out his glass eye and utilizing it as an opener Which offense calls for administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie tips to hinder sogging the quartermaster the simplest position to maroon your disobedient baby how you can eliminate chewing gum or a huge octopus out of your baby s hair the variation among plundering and pillaging the best way to convert your minivan right into a pirate schooner each one information-packed part ends with, Your pirate s development, a brief quiz that exhibits no matter if your baby is attaining his or her pirate improvement milestones. during this tongue-in-cheek supplying, elevating a toddler hasn't ever been lots enjoyable!

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How can I win? Fighting a bedtime battle is no different than fighting a battle at sea. ” If he resists, take out a wooden paddle and “board his bottom” until he’s willing to go to bed. Has Cap’n Billy written any nursery rhymes to read at bedtime? Do pirates have wooden legs? Your pirate will love these: Rock-A-Bye Pirate (Rock-A-Bye Baby) Rock-a-bye pirate, 53 Guide to Pirate Parenting In the crow’s nest, Down in the bilge, The rats they infest. When the wind howls, You’ll fall from your height, And land on the captain, To our delight.

You can maroon your pirate but, since your pirate is so young, do not maroon him on an island. Maroon him in the produce section of a grocery store. He won’t find anything to eat there. I’ve heard of using reverse psychology to get children to do what you want. What exactly is reverse psychology, 60 Quelling Mutinies – Disciplining Your Pirate and how do I use it? Reverse psychology is telling your pirate one thing in the hope he will disobey and do the opposite. Regular psychology: “Please eat your squid and seaweed casserole.

Please check off each story that your child has requested in the last three months. ❏ “Goldilocks and the Three Scurvy Dogs” 56 Sleeping Like a Seadog and Other Nocturnal Issues ❏ “Green Eggs and Hardtack” ❏ “Chicka Chicka Boom Boom Goes the Cannon During Battle” ❏ “Harry Potter and the Giant Squid That Ripped Him Limb from Limb” ❏ “One Beard, Two Beards, Red Beard, Blue Beard” ❏ “Oh, the Places You’ll Go After You Get off This Infernal Deserted Island” ❏ “The Runaway Bunny Is Eaten by the Ravenous Crew” ❏ “The Cat in the Hat Walks the Plank” ❏ “Beauty and the Beastly Cap’n Billy” ❏ “Snow White and the Seven Ports” If you checked five or more items, your child has great taste in literature and is also a buccaneer in the making!

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