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By Justin Racz

They're kooky, they are crazy-50 relations Worse Than Yours is a nightmarish kinfolk reunion that may have you ever appreciating your personal bizarre extended family. there is the relatives e-newsletter writer who retains you up to date on how Uncle Carl's hip is doing; there is Holistic New Age Aunt, who is aware Madonna from Kabbalah classification yet refuses to introduce you simply because that will be undesirable karma; and there is baby Who used to be in a countrywide television advertisement, who has extra money than you do. after which there is Uncle Speedo, the Monopoly financial institution Thief, and Your Son, the Tenant.
Filled with hilarious pictures and bullet issues directory all their terrible features, 50 family Worse Than Yours is the correct present for a person who is embarrassed by way of a few contributors in their kinfolk, which let's simply admit it truly is approximately every body. And who understands, it's possible you'll even realize a relative or two...
Justin Racz is an advertisements copywriter. he's the writer of J.Crewd and 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours. He lives in manhattan urban.
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Charles Place. Stealing funny money is a gateway to more serious crimes such as dealing Uno cards from the bottom of the deck. 40. " Got you a flask for your eighteenth. During a bender he stuffed a tape recorder inside the turkey to see what his wife and in-laws said about him when he went off to shovel snow. Falls asleep in the bathroom every year. You have to get out the screwdriver and take off the hinges. " Not so fun when "happy drunk" moves into "emotional-angry-drunk," dredging up everything bad done to him when he was a child.

As a major dork, you've earned huge points among the cool kids. They ask for autographed copies. 23. Jewish Mother The woman creates more drama than David E. Kelley. The worst vice is advice, and she has plenty, gems such as "What if you lose your job, what about that? You had to major in art history, didn't you. " Costco, Wal-Mart, TJ Maxx, Filene's Basement—these are her hunting grounds for great bargains. Expect bulk. "Why didn't you call? " Your room is exactly the way you left it, including the fake Sports Illustrated cover with your face, touting you as the 1 985 NFL MVP.

There was nothing good at Great-Uncle Phil's funeral so they went out and grabbed a bucket of KFC. Kiss the shrimp cocktail goodbye. 9. Holistic New Age Aunt Shops at Whole Foods, doesn't wear fur, listens to Enya and believes we should only eat what we grow or slaughter with our own hands. Dreamcatcher, healing crystal, oracle cards, aromatherapy, hydrotherapy, Jamba Juice gift certificate. Loose, formless linen or hemp pants; large beaded ethnic jewelry; rainbow shawl for all seasons. Channeled the spirit of dead Grandpa Jack at Thanksgiving six years ago.

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